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Other Vorthos: Let’s have a sensible debate about how recent reveals impact the pl—

Me: EYYY MOTHERFUCKERS MANA DEVELOPMENT THEORIES TIIIIME

OV: …

Me: THE ONLY THING MORE INTERESTING THAN THEORETICAL PHYSICS IS DISABILITY POLITICS

OV: …

Me: THIS DRAGON IS A TRANS DUDE

OV: Okay can you tell me where you’re getting tha—

Me: *crashes face-first into wall* *muffled* good talk see you in a month

Hi. I’m Cyrus. I’m an exceedingly useless Vorthos with terrible taste in Blue mages. Also, the kind of person who designed a deck about how hard he stans for Mishra.

I made a website to be a useless Vorthos on. This is it. When I’m a useless Vorthos somewhere else, I’ll link it here.

But I really do talk much more consistently, and sometimes even about Magic, on Twitter.

I’m also all these other places:

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